Amazon refused to publish my five star review of the new novel written by the Kardashian sisters. I notice they had no problem posting all the one star reviews which means Amazon serves the all powerful anti-Kardashian forces that keep the sisters down and prevent them from spreading their message of peace and fashion to the world. However, they do not yet control Tumblr so I can post it here instead. Hopefully, you will read this and discover, as I have, that the greatest novel of all time has now been written and all the other writers may as well fuck off and die.

I laughed at first when I saw that the book was written by the Kardashian sisters but that was before I read it and found myself shedding tears of joy over the beauty of their prose. Every one of their incredible words is like an angel ejaculated on the page. I’m happy now that I never took drugs. If I had, I may have died of an overdose before getting to read the unparalleled literary stylings of the Kardashian sisters. This book is like the Holocaust only completely different. My only problem is that Amazon limits you to just a five star rating. Then again, no number of stars would be enough so I give it infinity+1 stars. This book should forever serve as an inspiration to anyone who ever got videotaped taking it up the ass and being urinated on by a rapper.