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From Zero To…Well, Just Back to Zero

Congratulations, Adam Sandler. Getting an absolute zero on Rotten Tomatoes is really as hard as getting a hundred percent but you gave it your best effort and beat the odds. I never would have imagined a movie in which you play your look alike sister who fucks Al Pacino and says the line, “He just wants to play Twister with your sister,” would inspire such loathing but I guess that was a failure of imagination on my part.

Here is what I think to be a fitting tribute for this momentous occasion. Play us out, Billy Corgan.

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