I’m trying to figure out what we did to piss off Hollywood so much that they’ve decided to release not one but two life destroying balls of suck on the same day.

I don’t blame Adam Sandler for making movies like this. I blame you for making them huge hits.

This looks like one of those Adam Sandler movies that Sandler himself made fun of in Funny People. I wonder what they had on Al Pacino to get him to star in it.

“I know what will get people in the theaters. Let’s smear shit all over Mickey Rourke’s face.” — the director.

Immortals is the type of movie that I assume came into existence because no one had the guts to say what a horrible idea it was. One day at some mid-level studio meeting, someone said, “Um, what if we do a movie about the Greek gods that uses warmed over 300 special effects and everyone is really solemn and depressed?” No one involved with this film’s creation in the years since those words were first spoken had the guts to say, “You know, that’s a really lousy idea. It didn’t work for the Clash of the Titans remake and it won’t work now.” Instead, we now have a movie that actually looks worse than Adam Sandler dressing up as his twin sister. I may do something I haven’t done in a long while this weekend and skip going to the movies.