The new FX show American Horror Story taught me many things like that you shouldn’t try to screw your hot maid, especially if she’s dressed like she’s wearing a Halloween costume called, “Slutty Maid,” because she’s probably a weird and vaguely evil old lady in disguise. It has taught me that you should never, ever let your teenage daughter date because the kid’s probably a sociopath. Most of all though, you should never, EVER trust anyone with Down Syndrome. In fact, you should hate and fear them. If there was one in the room with me right now, I would put one bullet in the head and two in the chest then burn the body just to be sure. Well, I don’t have a gun so I’d probably just scream like a girl and run away. The point is that, according to American Horror Story, people with Down Syndrome have no souls and will creep you out and sick ghosts on you. I will be forever grateful to the AHS people for teaching me this.