WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Ninjas disguised as pebbles.
I am the mayor of a small, Midwestern town. I've been a mercenary, porn star and lion tamer. I have a wife, Kathy and two kids, Anna and Jeremy. My dad was Steve McQueen and Taylor Lautner is my nephew. None of this is true.
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