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CHANNING TATUM

Channing Tatum is totes playing Batman. Bye bye Affleck. You heard it here first.

Eearth is lucky to have God watching over it.

Eearth is lucky to have God watching over it.

Construction is almost finished. I’m guessing it’s a cheese shop or it sells fake mustaches.

Construction is almost finished. I’m guessing it’s a cheese shop or it sells fake mustaches.

Cadbury eggs that don’t owe their existence to a holy man’s violent death don’t taste as sweet.

Cadbury eggs that don’t owe their existence to a holy man’s violent death don’t taste as sweet.

Neighbours are still trying to sell their hearse but they’re doing it with dignity.

Neighbours are still trying to sell their hearse but they’re doing it with dignity.

The good news is this would never stop being funny.

The good news is this would never stop being funny.

If this gets preempted, I’ll be pissed. There better not be a war that day.

If this gets preempted, I’ll be pissed. There better not be a war that day.

So yeah, the people against abortion are also against contraception.

So yeah, the people against abortion are also against contraception.

Always my most awkward moment when I’m at the mall.

I would have to say no, I don’t like talking cows.

I would have to say no, I don’t like talking cows.